Funny and interesting scenes for the New Year. Funny and interesting scenes for the New Year Program for the New Year script

New Year is always joy, anticipation of miracles, unexpected and new impressions. And the approaching 2016 is also remarkable because its symbol is the Monkey, which means that the New Year’s holiday can be spent in a completely unusual way, decorated with pranks, fun and exotic motifs. Suggested -- Author's script for New Year's Eve 2016 “Banana Paradise” written specifically for lovers of themed and original holidays. The program, consisting of three parts, includes completely new table and moving, musical and dance entertainment, toasts, chants, impromptu performances, as well as explanations by the author and full musical arrangement.

very rich, so it can be used both as a whole and by selecting individual game moments to be held in different companies. The introductory part of the script with a large number of toasts and games for getting to know each other and unity is designed for corporate parties and relaxation evenings, the second and third parts are absolutely universal and will fit into any New Year's holiday.

Scenario for New Year's Eve "Banana Paradise"

FIRST Feast

Sounds 1. Intro Gorillas

Presenter: Good evening! Hello ladies and gentlemen! Our evening began with this melody, because the Fire Monkey is approaching us, playfully and cheerfully jumping, and YOU and I will have to replay it and subordinate it to our little whims for the next 365 days. And here it is very important to start correctly, don’t you agree? And this is precisely why YOU and I have gathered, to set a positive tone for the coming year and the events it brings with it!

Are the glasses full? So let this evening, like the whole coming year, be GOOD! Let's fill the glasses!

First toast(said while guests are filling their glasses)

Soon - very soon the New Year will break out -

People are waiting for good news from him!

It's time for us to drink to the fulfillment of our wishes!

For us! Here's to the New Year! Hip-hip hooray!!!

(short banquet break)

Sounds 2. Mazaev and Arno. New Year.

Presenter: New Year is an amazing holiday that we begin to celebrate long before it arrives and continue for two weeks after. And today, all evening together with YOU, we, the presenter, will do this with pleasure. and DJ......! (If an invited group of artists is participating, then introduce them too)

There is magic in moments like these,

And in anticipation - we are all already in the morning!

So let’s bathe our hall in applause,

And let us all shout a friendly and loud “Hurray!” (guests clap and shout)

Sound 3. Applause

Presenter: Well, why isn’t it so festive?! Let’s assume that this was just a warm-up, but real enthusiastic applause and cries of “Hurray!” and “Bravo!!!”, accompanied by throwing hats and other people’s wives to the ceiling (just kidding!), we meet the team…. And now let’s drown those….. in applause!!

(Author's note: If this is a corporate evening, it is necessary to introduce all the teams and give the floor to its leaders during the evening. If it is an evening at tables, you can greet ladies and gentlemen separately or introduce the assembled companies. If it is a friendly or family party, then it is enough to make a general greeting)

Second toast

For everyone whom this cozy hall has gathered,

We raise a glass to our loved ones!

Sounds 4. Second pour

(short banquet break)

Sounds 5. Brilliant. New Year's

New Year's drinking party "Acquaintance by horoscope"

The essence of entertainment: For an unfamiliar company, this game is a reason to get to know each other and loosen up a little. For a friend - an opportunity to become closer to each other and recharge

Game summary:

Presenter: Everyone knows that Peter the Great “cut a window to Europe for us” in the 18th century, but the name of the “hero” who in the 20th “turned us on to eastern astrology” is shrouded in mystery. But this has changed our way of life and consciousness; now it’s a rare holiday or acquaintance without astrological forecasts according to the signs of the Zodiac. We will not deviate from traditions either, but since our forecast is comic, then for a better understanding of it, let's fill our glasses and glasses. For each sign, starting with Aries, a musical prediction-wish will sound, its representatives stand up, clink glasses, and everyone greets them. Go!

Musical horoscopes for all zodiac signs sound

(12 ready-made cuts included)

(short banquet break)

Table musical flash mob "You are a gorilla, I am a gorilla"

Presenter: Despite the fact that each of us has just listened to a comic forecast, no one knows what surprises fate has in store for him. But we know for sure that the owner of next year, the Monkey, is a great joker and loves his own kind. Love and only love motivates monkeys always and in everything, and they continuously care for each other’s fur not so much for hygienic reasons, but in order to do something pleasant; from these touches the love hormone is produced. Monkeys are sociable and friendly, tenderly care for their offspring and are generous with affection. …………………………..

(a table music flash mob is held)

(a fun and original game to activate the festive mood and unite the assembled company with the transition to a dance break - conduct, explanations and musical accompaniment are included)

- Playing during the dance break “Flying on a Banana”.................................

SECOND Feast

(the presenter invites everyone to the festive table)

Sounds 16. Excerpt “Banana Republic”

Presenter: Dear ladies and gentlemen, and the best audience in the world! Brothers and sisters and comrades of the newly created Banana Republic! I have the most pleasant news for YOU: the republic is just the beginning, by the end of the evening we will safely end up... no, not in communism, let its ghost “wander across Europe,” but in banana paradise! And to make it come true - Let's pour it!

It sounds 17. Let's pour it

(short banquet break)

- Noise maker at the table “Seeing off the outgoing year”

(a game version of a sincere farewell to the passing year)

- Musical New Year's tale "About the Goat"

- Video clip - karaoke "New Year's Anthem"

(video file with a colorful clip for a general karaoke performance of a remade New Year's anthem with chimes and other paraphernalia)

- New Year's round dance

(dance break)

THIRD Feast

(The presenter invites guests to continue the festive feast and program)

Sounds 37. Minions

...................

- Table chant “We want to go to banana heaven”

.... Presenter: Miracles in this world:

Outside the window there is snow and wind

And in spite of Winter we shout:

Guests (in unison): We want to go to banana heaven!............

- Table game "Heavenly Wishes"

- A comic greeting for guests born in the year of the Monkey

- New Year's impromptu with chairs "Year of the Monkey"

The essence of entertainment : there are six chairs on the “stage”, on which the participants are seated in random order. The presenter reads the text, every time one of the participants hears his character mentioned (in any case and number), he jumps up and, shouting his line loudly, runs around the chairs, then sits down on his chair again until he hears about your character. When the participants hear the word “Guests,” all participants in the impromptu jump up and run, shouting in unison the word “Pour!” If during the game someone makes a mistake, he is not removed and the game is not stopped - there are no losers in this venture, it is intended simply for the entertainment of guests and participants (although encouraging participants with small prizes will not hurt)

Characters and lines:

Monkey: “And who is without a flaw?!”

New Year: “Now Banana”

Holiday: “I’m such a prankster!”

Gifts: “Fly in!”

Santa Claus: “I brought gifts”

Guests: “Pour it!” (for all participants)

The text is read by the presenter.................................................................

- Musical game "Monkey Chants"

(a fun team game with songs and riddles)

- Dance entertainment "These Beautiful Monkeys"

(the entertainment will require preparation and small props, but it’s worth it; if presented well, it can become the “highlight of the program” - all explanations, presentation of the participants and musical accompaniment are included)

Sounds 50. New Year's monkeys.

A wonderful conclusion to the program will be a dance program and general congratulations with the presentation of gifts (if provided); also for the active public it is worth having several games and competitions in stock, for example, another one that the public perceives especially vividly at this stage of the holiday.

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N. G. Khudyashova, 2015

To have a fun holiday event, you need to think in advance, which will help ensure fun and good mood.

Funny and cool skits that do not take much time are especially well received at the New Year's holiday, so they can be staged several in a row, involving as many people as possible.

New Year's skits that are funny and cool for high school students can include both famous and fictional characters, as long as it is fun and interesting.

New Year's skit about grandmas Yozhek

Characters: 5 grandmas hedgehogs

Grandma 1: Hedgehogs, have you noticed that we haven’t hung out for a long time! Oh look, what's here
Is everyone here?
Grandmother 2: Yes, they’re probably celebrating something again! send it! We have to go to bro Kascheich's party! By the way, I need to call him, has he changed his mind about hanging out? So, let's dial the number! Hello, Kashcheich! Hey, how's everything ready? oh, well then we’ll be there! Well, the kashcheich said, everything is ready! Send it?!
Grandma 3: Wait, we still don’t know what’s going on here? Let's ask the guys?
Grandma 4: Yes, no problem! Guys, tell me, what's going on here?
Guys: We are celebrating the New Year!
Grandma 5: Wow, does that mean there’s going to be a party here too? Cool, let's stay here, otherwise I won't get to the kashcheyushka! My back hurts terribly!
All grandmothers except 2 grandmothers: We agree! Eh, hedgehog, how are you?
Grandmother 2: what?
Grandmother 1: Well, you're damn deaf, you need to go to the ENT!
Grandma 2: Alas, my electric broom is broken!
Grandma 1: I’ve been driving a Merc for a long time! Well, why do you want to stay here for the party?
Grandma 2: Of course! Well, grannies, let's have a blast!?

The phone is ringing at the 4th grandma

Grandma 4: Hello, hello! Oh, well, I already signed up for tomorrow! Okay, I don’t have time now! Dosvidos!
Grandma 5: Where did you sign up?
Grandma 4: Hey, go to the makeup artist! I decided to preen myself before my date with the merman!
Grandma 3: Okay, that's enough, let's finally hang out!
Grandma 1: Well, DJ, play us a song! Yes, better!

include for example: “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”

3 Grandma: Hey, you’re a DJ, what did you play for us? Give us ours, my beloved!

The song of hedgehog grandmothers is playing

Cool New Year's scene about blondes

Participants should speak with expression and intonation, parodying modern fashionistas

1 Blonde: Hello girlfriend, Why are you standing here?
2 Blonde: Waiting for Leshy
1 Blonde: Why wait for him?
2 Blonde: Yes, I met him, I couldn’t leave everything as it was - he looks like a loser... no one walks like that now...
1 Blonde: And where is he?
2 Blonde: At the hairdresser... at Zverev’s
1 Blonde: Is this the famous hairdresser?
2 Blonde: No, namesake... he’s also a stylist, he’ll do a little image work...
1 Blonde: Oh
2 Blonde: What?
1 Blonde: Your hair is black!
2 Blonde: Pull it out faster!
1 Blonde: Yes, I was joking..
2 Blonde: Fuck you... By the way, here’s Leshy.

Leshy comes out in super new clothes, to the music

1 Blonde: Listen to the latest fashion...
2 Blonde: Yes, now with him both to the feast and to the world..
Leshy: Well, I changed my image a little... how did it happen?
1 Blonde: Great...
2 Blonde: Now I’d like to teach you how to dance...
Leshy: I can do tectonics...
1 Blonde: Something already, show me...

You can end the performance with the dance of Leshy and the blondes.

The blondes and Leshy leave on stage, Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson appear, holding Leshy's sock in their hands, approach the microphone and twirl it in their hands

Holmes: Watson, I think this is a man's sock...
Watson: How did you guess?
Holmes: Elementary! The size is too big.
Watson: Do you think it can't belong to a woman?
Holmes: To be honest, I saw a gentleman who was walking in the second sock.
Watson: Holmes, you are simply a genius. Where was this gentleman going?
Holmes: Elementary, my dear friend, accompanied by two ladies, he was probably in a hurry to the disco…. Oh, it seems to me that someone else is going there too...
Watson: Shall we go too?
Holmes: For those over a hundred years old? Although, let's go... It doesn't hurt us to have fun.

New Year's skit about the Snow Queen

Snow Queen: Call Zlyuchka and Thorn to me...

Zlyuchka and Thorn come running

Snow Queen: My faithful maids, how long have we done nasty things?
Zlyuchka: A long time ago...
Thorn: A long time ago...
Snow Queen: Do you want to ruin people's holiday?
Zlyuchka: I want...
Thorn: It’s already pricking...
Snow Queen: Here, keep a catalog of cosmetics, whoever rubs it and smells it will get sick, get sick
Sneaky: Will he get sick?
Thorn: Will he get sick?
Zlyuchka: And he’ll miss the holiday?
Thorn: And a holiday!!! Will he miss...?
Snow Queen: And she’ll get sick and miss it. You need to offer this catalog to everyone and make people sneeze.
Zlyuchka: What if people take vitamins?
Thorn: What if you were involved in sports?
Snow Queen: And they will celebrate alone without friends... Go quickly, fulfill my will.

They leave. Ivanushka comes on stage

Ivanushka: Alyonushka? Has anyone seen my sister?
Zlyuchka: Is this Ivanushka?
Thorn: Open the page with goat flu quickly?
Zlyuchka: Young man, look at some cosmetics, just for your sister.
Thorn: Here, take a sniff.
Ivanushka: Oh, but you really need to buy a gift for your sister! (sniffs)
Vicious: Well, how?
Thorn: Good cosmetics?
Ivanushka: Oh, I have a fever, probably an acute respiratory infection.

Alyonushka comes

Alyonushka: Ivanushka, what’s wrong with you? Oh... temperature!
Zlyuchka: They got infected, will your brother get sick now?
Thorn: And your holiday is ruined?

Ivanushka coughs

Alyonushka: We'll see about that. (Takes the phone) Urgent orderlies.

Orderlies run in in the form of snowmen

Orderlies: What happened, where is the infection?
Alyonushka: Yes, there are two people here who are tearing apart.
Ivanushka: I was infected with goat flu.
Orderlies: I see, disinfect the infection!

Zlyuchka and Thorn run away screaming, followed by orderlies with large syringes.

Alyonushka: I told you, Ivanushka, go in for sports, and take your vitamins - you didn’t listen to me, but nothing...

Snow Maiden enters

Snow Maiden: I’ll help your problem, but just don’t get sick anymore... I’ll wave my magic wand, and the illness will go away by the evening, but for now the milk is warm, and the stove...
Who arranged all this... Surely either Baba Yaga or the Snow Queen, you will need to tell Santa Claus...

In recent years, New Year's Eve parties have become increasingly popular. They are carried out both in cafes and restaurants, and at home. The main condition is that there should not be a banal feast with boring conversations. It is important that all guests and family members, including children, take part in preparing for the holiday.

Scenario for New Year 2016 at home

You can organize a home carnival. For this you will need masks. Masks can be either classic or with a symbol of the outgoing and coming years. You can buy them, or you can show your imagination and make them yourself.

Traditionally, before midnight, guests sit down at the festive table to see off the old year. You shouldn’t sit at the table for too long; it’s better to let everyone have a little snack and drink, making a few festive toasts. If guests eat and drink too much at once, they simply will not be able to take part in competitions, and the whole party will turn into a continuous feast.

After midnight, you can start exchanging or arrange a small lottery of the “who gets what” type. Or resort to the classic option, when gifts are given to each guest by Father Frost and the Snow Maiden.

Now, so that guests don’t get bored, you can organize a competition “Who can best draw a monkey for the coming 2016.”

To create a more exciting atmosphere, you can include a slide show with interesting family photos.

The celebration ends with dancing.

"Role Reversal"

A good option for a funny scene for the New Year 2016 for a cheerful company would be a role reversal, when adults become spectators of the New Year's performance, and the children entertain everyone. Children will be interested in the hassle of organizing congratulations, giving gifts and holding competitions, and in adults this behavior of children always evokes affection and a lot of positive emotions.

"New Year for Children"

To create a joyful festive mood for children, at the very beginning of the holiday they are congratulated by Father Frost and Snow Maiden. To do this, you can invite professional actors or dress up as one of the adults.

Fairy-tale characters organize games and competitions.

Competition No. 1

Children take turns depicting the animals in the year in which they were born, and the others must guess what kind of animal it is. As a result, each child receives a prize.

Competition No. 2

For this competition, children are paired up with adults. Using a roll of toilet paper, a carrot and a bucket, each pair must dress one of their team members as a snowman. This is done temporarily. Whoever did it faster won. And whoever completed the task last remains in the snowman costume for some more time or for the whole evening.

Competition No. 3

For this competition, children are divided into several groups according to the time of year in which they were born. This competition consists of three stages.

In the first stage, each team must name as many names as possible associated with their season.

In the second stage, they must remember a song about their time of year.

In the third and final stage, name a film about their time of year.

Competition No. 4

It is created based on the fairy tale “Alice in Wonderland”. The main idea of ​​the competition is for children to pull notes with riddles out of a hat and answer them. For the correct answer, the hatter awards a sweet prize.

Original script ideas for the New Year 2016 of the monkey

  • Celebrate the New Year at the water park.
  • Celebration with national Russian flavor. To decorate the room, you can use antique items such as samovars, felt boots, national shawls and scarves. For treats: pancakes, bagels, dumplings, etc. The main entertainment is downhill skiing.
  • A celebration option for lovers is to leave just two or several couples on a romantic trip to warm countries or celebrate the New Year skiing in the mountains.
  • On the evening of the celebration, visit all your friends, giving them a surprise congratulation as fairy-tale characters.


New Year's scenario 2016 for a corporate party

Competitions for the male part of the team:

  • A game during which everyone sitting at the table begins to remember and tell funny incidents that happened in the workplace. Anyone who cannot remember the story is out of the game. Accordingly, the one who remains wins.
  • Several people, armed with paper and scissors, temporarily cut out paper snowflakes. Whoever does it the fastest wins.
  • Snowflakes cut out of paper are laid out in front of the competition participants along the middle line of the table. All participants stand on one side of the table and begin to blow on their snowflakes. Whose snowflake rolls off the table the fastest wins.
  • Participants paint pre-prepared cardboard or paper Christmas tree decorations, to which loops are already attached. Then each of them is blindfolded and begins to spin. After which, each participant must choose one direction where, in his opinion, the Christmas tree is located, and hang his toy on it. Those who do not find the Christmas tree are eliminated.
  • For the next competition, a girl is added to each participant, from whom they must create the most stylish Snow Maiden. To do this, each participant is given a set of clothes and accessories in advance.
  • In this competition, all men in turn are given several empty bottles and two spoons. Using these instruments, participants must perform a New Year's melody. The winner is the one whose melody the guests can recognize.
  • All participants in the next competition need to drink a glass of pepper vodka without a snack. After which the winner is chosen, whose nose turned redder. As a prize, he is dressed up in a Santa Claus costume.

Next, the Snow Maiden is selected from among the girls. This is done during several competitions.

Competitions for girls of the team:

  • Each participant must sing a New Year's song. The best performer wins.
  • Grandfather Frost asks participants to find five objects. Whoever can do it the fastest wins.
  • In this competition, girls must be assisted by men who sit on chairs and wait for the command. Each participant receives a plate on which she must create a beautiful New Year's treat using food from the table. After which the girls must feed their dishes to the men waiting for their command. The girl whose dish is eaten the fastest wins.
  • The next competition requires the help of men again. This time, the girls are given a set of clothes, accessories and cosmetics to create Santa Claus from their assistant. The girl whose Santa Claus turns out to be the most stylish or funny wins.
  • In this competition, girls take turns naming films whose plot takes place on New Year's Eve. The one who names the most films wins.
  • For the competition, the girls are blindfolded, and the Santa Clauses they dressed up in the previous test are placed in front of them. A Christmas tree toy is attached to each man's clothes, and the girls have to find them for a while. The winner is the one who finds the hidden toy faster than the others.
  • In the final competition, you need to appease Grandfather Frost with kind words and compliments. The participant who can name the most words wins.

The girl who scores the most points based on the results of three competitions dresses in the Snow Maiden outfit. After which the newly made Father Frost and Snow Maiden begin to congratulate the guests and present them with New Year's gifts.

Games for mixed groups:

  • Couples participate in the competition. The players sit at the table opposite each other. A paper snowflake is placed between them exactly in the middle of the table. After the signal, players try to blow the snowflake towards the opponent. Of the pair, the winner is the one who can blow the snowflake onto the floor on the opponent's side. Based on the results of the first round, new pairs are formed, and the players again try to blow away the snowflake. In the end, the one who remains wins. If desired, this competition can be complicated by blindfolding the participants.
  • The next competition is a table competition. Everyone sitting at the table takes turns singing one verse or one line from a New Year's song. The participant who cannot remember the right words in time is eliminated from the game. The winner gets the prize.

Carrying out a large number of funny skits for the New Year 2016, in which the whole team will be involved, guarantees that the guests will have fun, they simply will not have time to get drunk and overeat. After such a party, all guests will have something fun and pleasant to remember, and no one will be ashamed of their inappropriate behavior under the influence of alcohol. Everyone will just have a fun time.

I really liked this original and very interesting New Year's scenario for adults with the participation of a monkey - the symbol of the New Year of the Monkey 2016, which was written by the modern author Zinaida Markina. We hope you like it too. Thanks to the author for his talent!

Scenario for celebrating 2016, the Year of the Monkey

Characters:

Barmaley, Barmaleikha - his wife, Aibolitikha, Adam and Eve (aka Father Frost and the Snow Maiden), Monkey, 2 monkeys, a long-liver, Shapoklyak and Duremarsha, the Old Warbler and the dog Ava, accompanying Aibolitikha

A small loss, a mysterious melody, quiet.

Starts with the Monkey dance (roughly the music of Chunga-chang)

Monkey: Chick-chick-chick! Hello, my name is Chika. It was I who created you people. I am always cheerful, beautiful, charming...flirty. If you knew how much I love celebrating the New Year, but I live in Africa, how can I invite Santa Claus here? Chick-chick-chick! He will melt...Oh, Barmaley is walking with his Barmaleyha, God, how could I create such disgusting people, it’s not my fault. I better hide. (leaves) (music)

(Barmaley and Barmaleykha enter)

Barmaley: My dear wife Barmaleykha! I remember everything, dear! I promised you a hundred gorgeous sables for the New Year. You will receive it, my baby, but... on condition.

Barmaleikha: To hell with the conditions! You'll get drunk on moonshine again and you'll throw ham bones at me.

Barmaley: You are wrong, my joy! My condition is modest: you will feed these sables yourself.

Barmaleikha: What??? Are you out of your mind? I need skins, idiot! You guys are always not thinking with your head, you are always...

Barmaley: Do you hear?! Our sworn friends are wandering: the old woman Shapoklyak and Duremarcha.

Barmaleikha: Old woman Shapoklyak with a seller of filthy leeches? It smells of rot and mud a kilometer away.

Barmaley: Everyone earns their bread in their own way, mommy. But you are not capable of working, but you love to eat for five. (Laughs) (snaps her on the back of the head)

Barmaleikha: Shut up, yap. Where is the old woman's faithful rat Larisa?

Barmaley: She died of anger haha, she found a new girlfriend. The widow of Duremar, my faithful friend. (Shapoklyak and Duremarcha enter) Hello, written beauties!

Shapoklyak: Hello! Great, everything is in place. I have gathered you for an important reason: I need to ruin the New Year in Africa. (mimics) Year of the Monkey. I hate fidgety, sneaky, impudent monkeys!

Duremarcha: They don’t buy leeches, they healthy bitches. I hate it! Oh, I wish I could cover them with leeches so they could drink all their blood!

Shapoklyak: Enough! I’m telling the truth: as soon as this icy Santa Claus appears here, we will immediately release a hot wind on him, and all that will be left of him is a wet spot. (Laugh)

Duremarcha: A wet place, a wet place... (applauds) What a smart girl you are, old woman Shapoklyak!

All in chorus: Good girl, good girl! Hurray Shapoklyak! (Everyone applauds)

Barmaley: Music (dancing) (Approximately music: Hey, sailor! You've been sailing for too long...)

(Aibolitikha enters)

Shapoklyak: Wow! We weren't expecting you. Look who showed up! What are you up to, stupid widow Aibolitikha? Go treat the monkeys. But you can’t be trusted with cute little animals. She killed my lovely Lariska. Oh, I’m unhappy! (cries) Duremarcha, put a hundred leeches on her face.

Duremarcha: For her, I even feel sorry for leeches. Go away, doctor, or we'll kill you! And know this: there will be NO year of the monkey! Down with the monkeys! It will be Barmaleyko-Duremar New Year! We decided and decided. Behind me!

Aibolitikha (claps her hands) My monkey friends, please come to me. (2 monkeys run up) Where are the other animals? Where are the lions, tigers, hippos, elephants, snakes?

Monkeys (together): Sitting under a palm tree. They are waiting for your signal to engage this creepy team. And we were sent to find out how and where we would celebrate the New Year.

Aibolitikha: Why deal with the villains? They will punish themselves. Don't worry, we will definitely celebrate. You are so charming! But where?

Monkey: Chick-chick-chick, maybe we should go to the North?

Aibolitikha: To the North? It’s a bit far, and you can’t be in a climate that’s too cold. That's what. We're going to Israel. My friends are waiting for me there.

Monkeys: Let's go, let's go! You, Aibolitikha, fly by plane, and we... will arrive on our own, okay?

(Aibolitikha leaves, the monkeys dance a short slow dance)

Israel sign, Petah Tikva.

(There is a centenarian on stage, she sits and embroiders or draws (Barmaley’s company runs past her)

Barmaley: Old lady, did the doctor appear here?

Long-Liver: Yeah. Go left and you'll meet there. I hope to meet you again in 20 years, if you are still alive. (Laughs)

Barmaley: Team, follow me! (leave)

Long-liver: They will be detained there for a very long time....I took care. The monkeys asked for this. So cute, I couldn’t refuse them. And these evil people... That's what ill-mannered people mean. They don’t even know how to say thank you... I’ll forget about them. ….Wonderful drawing. A little white, a little emerald would be nice here...

(Aibolitikha enters)

Aibolitikha: Hello, madam! And you are getting younger. You can even embroider without glasses.

Centenarian: Yes, I don’t age. Because I have no enemies. I SURVIVED them all! When I was young, I was so afraid of you doctors, and now they are afraid of me. Somehow 119 struck. I invite you to my hundred and twentieth birthday next year.

Aibolitikha: Thank you, dear! Have you lived in this city all your life?

Long-Liver: Lived? I still live my life to the fullest, Doctor. Last year I got married for the fifth time. For a young man, he is only 85. We live in perfect harmony. What should we share?

Aibolitikha: That's true. Do you love New Year?

Long-liver: You ask! Adore!

Aibolitikha: My dear! I invite you to the New Year's Eve!

Long-liver: Thank you! Follow that path to the right, but don’t turn left, otherwise you’ll run into Barmaleev’s gang. (Aibolitikha leaves). Warming friend, come here! Sing me a song, darling! (Girlfriend sings, pick a song) It’s time for us to prepare for the New Year. (Leave)

(Adam and Eve on stage)

Eve: Adam, where have you been all night? I didn't close my eyes.

Adam: Eve, so many years have passed since people evolved from monkeys, and you ladies haven’t changed at all. Eva, I didn’t sleep a wink that night either.

Eva: You will find the answer to everything. What will we give my mom for New Year? I decided: a comfortable chair.

Adam: Of course, she decided everything without me. And we will definitely supply an electric current to the chair. (laughs)

Eva: Not funny. Well, you’ve fed me up, I’ll go to my mother for the New Year, she said...

Adam: Stop it! We'll go to the jewelry store soon. I will buy you a necklace of emeralds as a gift. Are you satisfied, my girl? And you, mom, mom... are always pestering me with your mom.

Eva: I would say so. I adore you. Kisses. (knock on the door, Aibolitikha enters)

Aibolitikha: Evochka! Adamushka! Hello, dear friends! As always, you have a warm atmosphere. I hope your lapdog is healthy?

Eva: Healthy, as long as she lives with her mother. And we decided to buy a parrot. The speaker. Then it will be a shame to swear in front of him.

Aibolitikha: Yes indeed. And I came here to celebrate the New Year with you, the year of the cute and charming monkey. And you must help me.

Eve and Adam: How?

Aibolitikha: You will become Father Frost and Snow Maiden. Monkeys, bring your costumes, dress our heroes, and then other animals will arrive. But it is inappropriate for wild animals to celebrate together with people; they will have their own, separate holiday. I ordered that they be given more meat and the most tender and juicy grass. And she appointed Crocodile himself as toastmaster.

Monkeys: Chick-chick-chick! Father Frost and Snow Maiden are ready. Chick-chick-chick! Forward!

(on stage are Father Frost, Snegurochka, Aibolitikha, monkeys and a centenarian, a singing friend)

Santa Claus: Let the stars shine brighter,

Let troubles be carried away

May everything you wish come true,

On a magical blue night.

Snow Maiden: Let on this fabulous night

Cheerful good Santa Claus,

He gives someone a son, a daughter,

For some, a bouquet of roses.

Long-liver: We wish Santa Claus

I brought you a bag of joy!

Old Warming Lady: Second bag of laughter,

And let the third one be a success!

Aibolitikha: Your sadness, your melancholy,

You put it in a bag of sand.

Father Frost:

To the sound of guitars, to the sounds of passion

I wish you a New Year.

Raise a glass to peace and happiness,

May our people be united! Here!

Monkey: Chick-chick-chick! I wish you to live in the New Year as if in paradise:

Drink cognac instead of vodka, and pike perch for a snack. Chick-chick-chick!

And I wish you to have fun so as not to fall under the tree.

Music! Everybody dance. (most likely Chunga-chang)

A beautiful New Year tree, a festive table, nearby family, close friends, a beloved cat... The chimes strike 12 o'clock, splashes of champagne, sparklers, laughter, fun... This is how the ideal New Year at home seems to be. Believe me, your dreams can come true. You just need to put in a little effort.

Preparing for the New Year 2016

We decorate the house

The holiday should be felt from the door, so start decorating there. Hang a Christmas tree wreath with balls, attach a funny poster. Stretch garlands and illumination throughout the house. A mandatory attribute - the New Year tree - should occupy a central place. Don't forget to put gifts under it!

Setting the table

Prepare the favorite dishes of your household and guests for the New Year's table. Leave experiments with unfamiliar recipes for later, you will have a whole year ahead of you. Food should bring you only pleasure, and not frustration from a failed sauce.

Choosing an outfit

Of course, a wonderful option for celebrating the New Year would be carnival costumes. Remember your childhood and dress up as a funny bunny or a beautiful squirrel. When else, if not on this wonderful night, can you fool around and have fun?

Competitions

You shouldn’t limit yourself to just sitting at the table and watching New Year’s programs. The competition program will require preliminary preparation, because people of different generations will be celebrating the holiday. The following details will be useful for this:

  • goat mask and figurine;
  • monkey mask;
  • Whatman paper and pencils;
  • album sheets.

Scenario for New Year 2016 at home

Choose the most active member of your household who can take on the functions of leading the holiday.

Games and competitions should begin after a small feast. Divide them into 2 parts. The first game part will include a farewell to the old year and its symbol, the Goat; the second will be dedicated to 2016 and its patron, the Monkey.

Leading: Soon, very soon, 2016 will come, however, calendar-wise we are still in 2015. Let's remember what was good about it.

Competition "Memories"

The whole family and invited guests form a circle. A figurine of a goat is transmitted along it to the music. When the song stops, the one who has the goat in his hands tells what good things happened in 2015.

"Dancing for Luck"

Everyone stands in a circle, someone puts on a goat mask and goes into the middle. Positive music is playing. The goat dances, and everyone repeats its movements. Then, with the words “For good luck,” the dancer gives the mask to anyone in the circle, and he takes his place. The dancing continues until everyone is wearing a goat mask.

Leading: We danced wonderfully! I am sure that luck will not remain in 2015, but will move with us into 2016. In the meantime, I have prepared thanks for everyone for achievements in certain areas. I propose to start presenting them.

Competition "Thank you for..."

Household members and invitees are awarded. For example, gratitude “Thank you for the delicious dinners”, “Thank you for the excellent grades”, “Thank you for your careful driving”, etc.

Leading: We remembered the outgoing Year of the Goat with good words, but it’s time to prepare for the arrival of the monkey. I invite everyone to the table!

Participants of the New Year's celebration take their seats. Everyone has a piece of paper and a pencil on their plate.

Leading: We have a unique opportunity to make a cherished wish. While the chimes are chiming, you need to have time to write a wish, then burn it and drink the ashes with champagne. Let's fill the glasses, turn off the lights, light the candles and welcome the new year. I wish everyone the brightest and kindest!

As the chimes ring, everyone completes the task, then congratulates each other and gives gifts. Meanwhile, the presenter puts on a monkey mask and comes out to those present.

Monkey: Hi all! Are you happy to see me? I'm a monkey. Agile, smart and fast. Let's be friends, and then this year will be rich in various pleasant surprises. Do you agree? Then we’ll seal our agreement with a game.

Competition "Predictions"

From a small bag come out leaves with pictures on them. We need to decipher their meanings. For example, a book means new knowledge, a train means travel, a key means housewarming, a wallet means profit, etc.

Monkey: Listen, you have such beautiful carnival costumes. Let's protect them, recite poems, dance, sing. And I will give you magical gifts.

"Suit Protection"

Everyone shows off their outfit and talent.

Monkey: You're doing great! You are so funny. Receive gifts from me (shows a bunch of bananas). These fruits are magical, make a wish and eat them. They will definitely come true. It's time for me to move on. Yes, and about the predictions, if you behave prudently, honestly and enterprisingly, then I promise that what was predicted will come true. Also love and protect each other.

The "monkey" says goodbye and leaves. The presenter returns.

Leading: How are you here? Are you bored? I heard there was a guest? Is it really the monkey itself? Can you draw it, it’s really interesting to look at it?

Competition "Monkey 2016"

Whatman paper and pencils are distributed. You need to draw a monkey in 1 minute. Then the best drawing is determined by voting.

Leading: The portraits turned out wonderful! I suggest putting them in frames and placing them around the house. While you were drawing, I prepared something for you (shows whatman paper with the word “Monkey” written in a column). This is the 2016 waiting list. For each letter you need to name what you want in the coming year.

"I want"

Wishes are expressed from the spot. For example, O - education, ocean, shepherd, etc.

Leading: Well, let's roll this Whatman paper into a tube, tie it with a ribbon and hide it in a secluded place for exactly 12 months. And a year later, on December 31, 2016, we will check what has come true. Do you agree?

Whatman paper is beautifully packaged and taken to another room.

Leading: Listen, haven’t we stayed too long at the table? It's time to move around a little. We get up from the table and go dance.